tea for two

“SOMETIMES WE SIT FOR HOURS STARING AT A SEA SHELL. OTHER TIMES HE’LL HOLD ME BY THE NECK IN FRONT OF THE PYRAMIDS. BUT THERE’S NOTHING WE LIKE MORE THAN NEARLY KISSING EACH OTHER NEAR SOME HORSES. I ALWAYS TRY TO LOOK HOT IN FRONT OF HIM SO HE DOESN’T LEAVE ME.”

Amazing